Thursday, October 2, 2008

As my undecided little sister would say... "What a fake ass bitch!"

I will fill this post with quotes from throughout the night which, I think, capture the essence of what has gone on the past couple of hours. What may not be captured is all of the pauses on the DVR to lend way to me or my sister's political bitching, the escape tricks of my kitty, or the bomb diggity food that was cooked prior to the debate. **All boxed wine, people, and principles are stated as realistic and are not altered to promote a certain belief, bias, or pattern.**

Quote 1: "All she [Sarah Palin] is, is a cute little one-liner"

Quote 2: "He [Biden] just gave her a look like he was going to jump her throat."

Quote 3: "I just stopped watching. She was annoying to look at."

Quote 4: "No, I really don't like her [Palin] at all! He's dominating! She's just ughhh..."

Quote 5: "Can you even imagine if something, dear God, did happen and she was our president?
Answer: "end of the world"

Quote 6: I'm going to need another box of wine to get throught this thing... yes, that's
right... BOX!!!

The debate was filled, as predicted, with her glittering generalities, her coy responses, and her "joe-six-pack" rhetoric. But if a six-pack is what's getting into our oval office, I'd like to nominate myself, because though it didn't take a six-pack for me to sit through this debate, it sure did take the equivalent in wine...

Biden showed knowledge, Palin showed excellent "anchor" skills. I'm sorry, but I'd rather have knowledge than a pandering puttsing puppet (there's my signature alliteration) as my vice-president.

Obamba/Biden 'O8... I'll bitch more in class ;)

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